"I call you Lestat because you Suck. -- Adam Rifkin", "Darryl Strawberry has pleaded guilty to tax evasion in exchange for a three month prison term. This means that the next time he's traded, it could be for a carton of cigarettes.",
"I can walk on water, but on alcohol I tend to stagger.", "If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway. -- Bill Watterson",
"These stupid holidays are making me feel more divorced. The songs, the chocolate, the eating... -- Jerry Maguire",
"You didn't feel the earth move, but you learned an awful lot about life insurance. -- Top 5",
"Though I took aspirin, pains persisted. I could not think at all. -- CS 138 student excuse",
"The nicest thing about the promise of Spring is that sooner or later she'll have to keep it. -- Baltaire",
"Life is a terrible thing to sleep through. -- What's Eating Gilbert Grape",
"I have hundreds of net friends, and if even one of them is a serial killer I'm going to be very put off. -- Adam Rifkin",
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